I read a fairly odd article online today about at heel fetishist who attacked women as they walked along and mugged them for their shoes. He would leave the woman traumatised and utterly bewildered (doubtless preparing herself for the worst kind of assault imaginable on a woman only to be baffled by the draught on [...]
Archive for the ‘women’ Category
Ode to a Heel Fetishist
December 11, 2008
Oral
December 5, 2008
Christmas approaches and after a turbulant two months life has finally receded back to some kind of improved normality to that from living at home… journalism MA aside, I have got my relationship back. The last year, living 200 miles apart and seeing eachother once a fortnight or even once in three weeks, we are [...]
A Vaseline lens daydream
July 17, 2008
Maybe its in turning twenty-two, maybe its because the first of my classmates have started to get hitched this summer (and I mean properly hitched with a Daimler and a Beatles tribute band and everything) that I have started to seriously obsess about marriage. Although we have our bad patches, A is a pretty special [...]
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Missing Tampax
June 19, 2008
This week the phenomanon that is Feminine-Menstrual-Synchronicity has demonstrated itself in our very colourful toilet bin. Little wrappers of every imaginable colour, texture and pattern plus discretely wrapped lumps and wads fill the push-pedal vessle to the brim. Now, when in a small office with an equal ratio of men to women you like to [...]
