I read a fairly odd article online today about at heel fetishist who attacked women as they walked along and mugged them for their shoes. He would leave the woman traumatised and utterly bewildered (doubtless preparing herself for the worst kind of assault imaginable on a woman only to be baffled by the draught on [...]
Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category
Ode to a Heel Fetishist
December 11, 2008
The Shorts Dilemma.
June 8, 2008
There comes a time when a girl has got to face the music and wear shorts. I understand that shorts have been fashionable for about two years now but I don’t mean the hot-pant version of a pinstripe trouser suit or a Daisy Duke pair of denim knickers. I mean gym shorts. Vile, unflattering gym [...]
Sex and the City – the identitiy crisis.
May 28, 2008
Ah the summer collections are out en force on the highstreets of urban England. Needless to say, London had them days before the rest of the vital organs of the British Isles as a consumer body but such as it is, fashion as per gets the heart pumping before distributing the liquid around to all [...]
A Shopaholic’s Guide to Thrift
May 4, 2008
I am pleased to have compiled a scheme which can both save one pennies and also take the edge off a commerce-fast. For those of us who are students on a fixed income, on disability benefit, graduates wallowing in debt or simply those of us who have still not broken past that £6.00 per hour [...]
Hi my name is ****, and I am… hey nice shoes!
April 26, 2008
There is a moment in an addict’s life where something either trivial or significant flicks the switch in the head transforming denial into realisation. This epiphany can come in so many forms, be it a smoker’s baby being diagnosed with asthma or even a compulsive Second Life player’s mother calling upset that they haven’t spoken [...]
Where will Tatler’s Future Beauties come from?
March 5, 2008
It takes an exceptionally beautiful woman to be balanced lovingly by Tatler’s expertly manicured and Dead Sea softened hands atop the monumentally iconic Best Dressed list. Agyness Deyn is beauty. Not only beauty, to paraphrase some of my favourite Shakespear, “it will endure wind and weather”. Deyn is not some mincing, touseled, St Barts and [...]
